“You ever been freshly scrubbed at 6,000 feet with a gentle breeze and zero responsibilities? This soap is kinda like that. Now pass the sunscreen...I burn easy.”
- Sgt Skelly
Finally, a soap that works as hard as you pretend to. Zero Dark Dirty is your classified weapon against smelling like bad decisions. Packed with crisp mountain air, low-key masculine spice, and a scent so smooth it could pass a lie detector, this bar is all about cleaning up your act. Perfect for early morning ops, late-night Netflix, and everything in between. Whether you’re hitting the gym, the field, or just hitting snooze for the fourth time, this bar’s got your six.
ZERO DARK DIRTY: Mountain Musk
- Bar Dimensions: 2.45" x 3.40" x 1.1"
- Bar Weight Average: 4.5 oz
- Handmade in the USA
- Traditional Cold Process Method
- Non GMO, No Sulfates, No Parabens
- No Animal Cruelty of Any Kind
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Pumice Powder, Titanium Dioxide, & Black Iron Oxide.