"Works like a field shower without the awkward eye contact. It's not rocket science, folks...it's basic hygiene. I’d salute it, but I left my arms in my other shirt."
- Sgt Skelly
 
Ever wish you could bottle that crisp, high-altitude breeze that hits just right after jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft? Yeah, we did too. So we made it into a soap. Close Air Soaport is a clean, airy blend with notes so fresh you’ll think you're showering in the clouds...minus the turbulence. White and blue like a jump day sky, this bar scrubs away the grime and delivers backup when you need it most: every dang day.